Forget bootstrapping and hustle porn, my cosmic companions. Ditch the self-help gurus hawking six-figure courses in manifestation. We’re about to tap into a different frequency, a channel humming with pure, unadulterated Basharian glee. Buckle up, space cadets, because we’re decoding the Formula for Cosmic Cakewalkin’, the secret sauce to living a life so juicy, so vibrantly you, it’ll make Oprah jealous of your vibratory resonance.
So, what’s this formula, you ask? Picture it like a cosmic cocktail, equal parts sass and science, shaken with a sprinkle of stardust and served in a diamond-encrusted martini glass. It’s three simple (ish) ingredients, brewed in the fiery furnace of your higher mind:
1. Follow Your Excitement Like a Lost Puppy Chasing a Glitter Bomb:
Forget “finding your passion.” That’s so 2010. This ain’t about dusty old hobbies or lukewarm “shoulds.” We’re talking about the neon fireworks that erupt in your soul when you find something so exciting, it makes your chakras do the salsa. Think belly-laugh levels of joy, goosebump-inducing chills, the kind of thrill that makes you forget your third eye needs dusting. That’s the stuff, baby. Chase it like a sugar-crazed hummingbird on a hummingbird feeder made of pure bliss.
2. Act on That Excitement Like a Rockstar with a Microphone and Zero Stage Fright:
Okay, picture this: you’re at a karaoke bar, Beyoncé song comes on, and suddenly, you’re belting it out like Queen Bey herself. That’s the kind of unapologetic action we’re talking about. No more overthinking, no more waiting for the “right time.” You feel the spark, you grab the mic, and you rock that karaoke stage like it’s your personal launchpad to cosmic stardom. Take risks, be bold, and remember, the universe loves a confident performer, especially when they’re rocking their PJs and hair curlers at 3 am.
3. Trust the Frequency, Dude (or Dudette):
Sometimes, you’ll take a leap of faith that feels like jumping off a cliff blindfolded with a tutu as your parachute. Fear might whisper, “Dude, that’s a black hole in a bad pantsuit,” but your higher mind’s like, “Nah, trust the vibe, it’s a portal to a galactic disco dance party.” And guess what? It usually is. The universe rewards audacity, throws unexpected confetti bombs of joy your way, and if you trip and fall, it just adds to the cosmic hilarity. So, chin up, trust the frequency, and if you land face-first in a plate of cosmic mac and cheese, well, at least you know you went out dancing.
Now, let’s be honest, this formula isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the glitter-strewn rebels, the cosmic cowboys and cowgirls with a thirst for adventure and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. It’s for the ones who know that life’s not a dress rehearsal, it’s a cosmic improv show, and you’re the star with the microphone of outrageous joy.
So, ditch the rulebooks, tune into your inner disco ball, and let Bashar’s Formula guide your cosmic cakewalk. Follow your excitement like a lost puppy on a sugar high, act with the swagger of a rockstar mic drop, and trust the frequency even when it feels like you’re skipping across a galaxy on rainbow stilts. And remember, my fellow space cadets, life’s too short to live in black and white. Paint your reality with the technicolor brushstrokes of your soul, sprinkle your journey with cosmic glitter, and dance your way to the pulsating rhythm of your own unique, outrageous joy.
P.S. Don’t forget the sequins. Sequins are always a good idea.